Brannigan
Dick Simmons
Burch
George Denver
Kevin O'Shea
Glen
Dutch Dooley
Bill Dellinger
Detective Paulie Sellitto
Lt. Amos
Self
Ed
Mr. Litwak (voice)
Popeye Doyle
Whitey Wyshner
Narrator
Chief Justice
Orson (voice)
Sgt. Stanley Bivens
Hollywood Producer
Jimmy O'Meara
Buzz
Al Bundy
Ed O'Neill
Hank (voice)
Terry
Wilbur Meany
Lt. Joe Friday
Bob Garrity
Det. Schreiber
Mack Sher
Dr. Monochian
Himself
FBI Team Leader
Norman Pinkney
Dale
Det. Jay Brennan
Max Crandall
Danny Buckner
Jay Pritchett
Bill Jacks
William Partch
Hank
Matt
Doctor
Lenny
Grandpa
Joe Friday
Self - Host
Relish the Troll King
Dan Colson
Arthur Lawson / Artie Rollins
Eric Baker
Riff (voice)
Hunter's Father (voice)
Grandpa Buttowski (voice)
Donald Sterling
Burt
Bud Swanson (voice)