Mae
Stan Starkey
Lorenzo St. DuBois (L.S.D.)
Professor Hoover
Self - Host
Sylvester Marcus
Snow Miser (voice)
Captain Lionel Cash
Lieutenant Ferguson NYPD
Commander Bog
Harry Bricker
Igor Valkleinokov
Gus Brubaker
Manny Lander
Dr. Gregory Mannix
Self
Rodney Pointsetter / Ainsley Pointsetter
Arnold Plum
Bo Gumbs
Marshal Bing Bell
Self (archive footage)
Singer
Genii-Ali Mahmud
Deke Halliday
Emperor
Lucky
Himself
The Psychiatrist
Charlie Slater
Snow Miser (archive sound) (uncredited)
Deke Edwards
Donald
Ace Winthrop
Felix Franklin
Ivan Zolotov
Paul Benderhof
Charlie Wilson
Joe Willoughby
Self - Co-Host
Guest Interviewee
David Jackson
Harvey Blanchard
Self - Guest