Wolf / Javier Bardem Look-A-Like / Police Officer / Hellboy / Batman / Beowulf / Prince Caspian
Himself
Martin
Jimmy Blevins
Lightning Mike
James
Light (voice)
Tiny (voice)
Keith Griggs
Jimmy
David
Angelo Lano
Lomax
Miscellaneous Storks (voice)
Joe
Jeffrey Middleton
Pollard
Telly
Self
Hunter
Dane Cook Look-a-Like / Bond Villain / Prophet
Niles Benson
Ike Barinholtz
Dave Armstrong
Chris
Lex Luthor (voice)
Staten Island
Daniel Tennant
Mike "Meathead" Stivic
Mr. Davies
Mike 'Meathead' Stivic
Bobby White (uncredited)
Rick Klingman
Dane Cook (voice)
Brett
Various
Muscleman (voice)
Ivan Dochenko
Morgan Tookers
Mark (voice)
Daryl
Jeb Magruder
Peter Principato
Self - Guest
Self - Panelist
Wayne Edwards (voice)
Frank 'The Body' Gibiatti
Frank Gibiatti
Gintars Irbe
Mike
Shimon
(voice)
August Spies
Landon Payne
Various Characters
Director
Richard Belt
Degrasso