Lannie (voice)
Intern Emily
Natalie Vance
Clodia Pulcher
Patsy Prescott (voice)
Marion Davies
Simuvac Technician
Self - Contestant
Sophie
Charlie Reeny
Clara
Leah Birch (voice)
Sylvia Plath
Bloody Mary
Self - Judge
Self
Assistant
Self - Guest
Fanny Mendelssohn
Waiter
Greta
Self - Various Characters
Tasha (voice)