John Faa
Ralph Bashford
Lucien Galgani
Narrator (voice)
Parslow
Fox
Rookery
Self
Lord Hastings
Déjà Vu
Inspector Petersen
Harry
Rossi
Narrator (Voice)
Castro
Engine Driver
John Manly
Mr. Harby
Chief Customs Officer
Ellerbeck
Joe Mateo, l'agent
George Lecky
Narrator/The Earl
Mathieu
Geoff
Erskine
Sergo
Barry
The Compere
Red Rose (voice)
Henry Harris
Geoffrey Bailey
Abacus Crunch
News Editor
Mr. Lockwood
Father
Larry Lavelle
Mr. Constantinides
King (voice)
Jennifer the Viking (Another Rapist)
Mr. Blackthorn
Harold Angus
Commander
Samuel Johnson
Narrator
Ticket Inspector (segment "Steal Away")
Skippy
Ray Galton
Inspector Noble
DS Lawrence Pitman
Meinertzhagen
Charles Carson
Pierre
Ticket Inspector (Steal Away)
Etheridge
Norman Devenish
Victor
The Watcher
The Soldier
Michael Philipps
DCS Young
Cliff Ryan
Montego
Grabianski
Mayor Waldo
Nish
Henry Dorling
Executioner (uncredited)
Garage Boss
Inspector
Director
Cogman (voice)
Mr. Platworthy
Rookery (voice)
Head Chef
Roland Blood
Achilles Hebuterne
Sarn
Second Husband (uncredited)
Earl of Kent
Ted
Arthur Hughes
Bonaventure (uncredited)
Vincent
Polybius
Tenderness Mellick
Dr. Wax
Dad Turtle
Agamemnon
Blackie
Detective Armstrong
Lord Robens
The Detective
Oliver Cromwell
Mr. Marlow
Self - Narrator (voice)
Frank Evans
General Alberto
Henry Fielding
General La Forge
Ted Hopkins
Fraser
Stephen Millwood
Kenneth Trant
Mak / Fourth Soldier
Roy Redfern
Matthew Charlton
Tomkins
Alec Bailey
Sir Frank Luckton
Maxie Morrell
Richard Murray
Ja'Far
Personip
Odin - Member of the Great Council of Mac Slec
Inspector Crabb
Self/Captain Brown
Abacus Crunch (archive footage)
Pope Boniface VIII
Snr Supt Derek Tierney, RHKP
Nathan Green
Mark Antony (voice)
D.I. Frinton
Captain Brown