Amir
Patel
Ted
Ahmet / Voodoo Guru / Thug 2 (voice)
Wendell
Crane (voice)
Bill Morley
Lee
Matt Jobrani
Izzat
Clerk
Ralph
Matt
Rami
Associate
Mo
Omid
Dario
Farheed
Raza
Richard Greenleaf
Hindu Man / Wedding Priest (voice)
Fred
Malvinder Khatani (1999 & 2005)
Sanjay
Cyrus
Jason
Sanjay Bhudapar (voice)
Sam Spear
Geoff Klein
Schneider
Frank
Paramedic (voice)
Scientist (voice)
Josh (voice)
Trace / John Leguizamo / Myeeah (voice)
Michael / Ross Employee (voice)
(voice)
Waiter
Brad / Chad (voice)
Boarfish Boy / Robot Dealer / Snooty Cashier (voice)
EHC Booking Officer (voice)
Mitch
Snake Attendant / Vampire Attendant (voice)
Alan
Mitchell
Joe
Alastor (voice)
Fire Ants (voice)
Scotty (voice)
Vadat
Skidmark / Tito (voice)
Wolf / Wolf Influencer (voice)
Simi
Director Daniel
Alien
Dale
Hamid Vaziri
Det. John Klein
Sami
Cedric
Trophy Shop Customer (voice)
Gabe