Marco
Gimbels Santa
Self
Himself
Big Red
Artie DeVanzo
Sam
Lenny Steinberg
Wally
Jerry
Jacob Kline
Golden Graham
Nosferatu
Alexie
Self - Roaster
Mr. Hasselhof
Brian
Cock Hudson's Bar Plumber
Booker
Judas
Tommy
Artie Henderson
Various
Mike Shea
Self - Guest
Self - Cameo (uncredited)
Self (Archive Footage)
Turbo (voice)
Self - Host
Artie Lange
Self - Special Guest