Nick
Adso of Melk
Clarence Worley
Brian Kelly
Malloy
Richard Quinn
Robert Boyd
Bob Maconel
Tom Hanson
Daniel Clemens
Jason 'J.D.' Dean
Daryl Timmons
Composite Santa Claus (voice)
Lewis Farrell
Taylor
Charlie "Lucky" Luciano
Andy (segment ‘Lot 249’)
Tom
Reginald Webster
Moses (voice)
Narrator
Will Scarlett
Crew Guy #1
William
Mark Hunter
Wes Wilson
James Stamphill
Edward Carnby
Hanson
Michael Griffin
Adam
Arkansas Dave Rudabaugh
Riley Hale
Trevor Allen Finch
Pips (voice)
Christian Slater
Junior
Dr. Schadenfreude's Igor (voice)
Pollen
George Kuffs
Winston Churchill
Self
John Mannion
Binx Davy
J.D. Reston
Vincent Palmer
Gordon
Ray / Matt Dobbs / Patrolman #2
Agent Vuckovitch
Marcus Baptiste
Dolan
Sebastian Earle
Self - 'Allagash'
Eric Michaels
Frank Lyons
Father Porter
Delgado
Julian Po
Lieutenant West
Self (archive footage)
John
Mark Collins
Craig Mackenzie
Governor Bramlette
Jet Fusion (voice)
Jason Grey-Cameron
John Smith
Cliff Petrie
Robert
Clyde
Skip Gibbs
Michael
Col. Gerard Brauchman
Henry
Walt Willey
Lazer Lord (voice)
Mike Diamond
Joe's Father
Sergeant Peter Henderson
Vic
Paul Spooner
Hans Reiser
Christian Slater (archive footage)
Harry Bailey / Sam Wainwright
Choozy Doozy Host
Nathaniel Bone
Excelsior Communications Officer
Stephen (Bryan Kocis)
Various (voice) (archive sound)
Easily Fooled Security Guard (uncredited)
Dereck McKinley
Social Worker (uncredited)
uncredited
The Wolf
Jack (voice)
Tech-No
Ushari (voice)
Floyd Lawton / Deadshot (voice)
Ren (voice)
Star in a Reasonably-Priced Car
Andy Prescott
Jody Tolliver
Lt. Cmdr. Jack Reese
Self - Guest
Neil Caplan
Michael Winslow
Henry Spivey / Edward Albright
Alex Donovan
Oz
Self - Host
Rand Ridley (voice)
Slater (voice)
Mr. Robot
Ross Edwards
Self - Mr. Robot
The Narrator (voice)
Maximus Renegade Star Soldier (voice)
Narrator (voice)
Mulgarath / Dr. Dorian Brauer
Narrator (Voice)
Self - Cameo (uncredited)
Teen Boy
Dr. Randall Kirby
Allagash
Archer Sylvan
Harry Morgan
Dan Broderick
Christian Slater (voice)
Woody
Deadshot (voice)
Gurg (voice)