Matt
Dale
Midshipman Hollom
Patrick
Mole
(segment "Don't") (uncredited)
Chessocks
Deano
Gary
John
Father Samuel
Guy
Unhappy Couple
Gustave
Bernhard
Richard Taylor
Arthur Peters
Bobby Franklyn
Smike
Henry 'Birdie' Bowers
Stan Shunpike
Messenger
Germanus
Bob (UK) (voice)
Rob
Denton Elicient
Teenage Thug Leader
Dean
Derek Spratley
Vic Tyler
John Bacchus
Ben
Gordon
Sean O'Neill
Cameron Pell
Neil Adamson
DI George Bennett
Walter
Alan
Narrator (Voice)
George Mottershead
Roger Boersma
Paul
Trevor Speed
Slade
Paul Hughes
DCS Jim Hobson
David Witton
Jason
Nick Huntley
David Collins
Captain Campion (voice)
Self - Narrator
DC Colin Hards
Tony Myerscough
Nick Hayes
Leslie White
Edgar Wyndam