Finbar McBride
Peter
Trumpkin
Miles Finch
Dr. Simon Barsinister
Lemon
Tito
Ben Klandis
Frank
Rowlie
Dink
Leflore
Self
Vinnie
dwarf
Charlie
Phil Loder
K.C.
Sam Norton
Hung
Captain Gutt (voice)
Bolivar Trask
Aaron Altmann
Steven Lauddem
Dusty Spitz
Gerard
Alain
Eddie
Dean Casca Highbottom
Mighty Eagle (voice)
Harry Appleton
Maurice
Tyrion Lannister
Renault
Marc
Scourge (voice)
Building Manager
Self (Dean Casca Highbottom)
Harry Friendly
Dr. Dillamond (voice)
Sam Bloom
Reginald Jones
James
Binky
Narrator
Joseph
The Fool
Peter Dinklage
Del
Hervé Villechaize
The Scientist
Narrator/Adult Kevin (voice)
Mr. Townsend
Eitri
Phil Betterman (voice)
Jady
Roman Lunyov
Van Helsing
Cyrano de Bergerac
Benson Hedges
Winston Gooze / The Toxic Avenger
Sterno
Drug Dealer
Tyrion 'The Halfman' Lannister
Arthur Ramsey
Little Person
Stewart
Self - Cameo (uncredited)
Eitri the Dwarf (archive footage) (uncredited)
Narrator (voice)
Murder Victim (uncredited)
Dr. Belber
Self / Presenter
Self - Narrator (voice)
Self - Host
Dean Casca Highbottom (archive footage)
Chans (voice)