Max
Man in Hallway
Santa
Seaman Buckman
Eliot Rosewater / Gilbert
Baker (voice)
Chester
Bruce (as Ken Campbell)
Cop in Gym
Security Guard (segment "Happy Birthday")
Sean
Hal
Tom
Cannonball Calhoun
Animal Control Officer / Dog / Animal Groupie #3 / Forest Animal (voice)
Jake Liebig
Boomer (voice)
Po (voice)
Writer
Chester (segment "Street of Pain")
Mark Armstrong
Jerry Pottsweiler (as Ken Campbell)
Ken
Crazy Lou (voice)
Ergman Bratzman (voice)
Jingles the Clown
Roland Huff
Painter
Boomer
Louie (voice)
Glenn the Bus Driver
(voice)
Razz (voice)
Barry (voice)
Roland
Gil