Emma
Missy
Betsy
Susan
Self
Herself
Kevin's Wife
Esther
Camera Assistant / The Blonde
Hooker
Mrs. McKenzie
Girl 1
Gimli Slider Waitress
Self / Emma
Bluntgirl (voice)
Interviewee (segment "Why I Love New #*$%!&@ York")
Mooby's Manager Miss McKenzie
Sister Black Eye