Cutler Beckett
Logie
William Collins
Amyas Paulet
Etherege
Daniel
Charlie Willis
Tod Best
Pipsqueak
Henry
Graham Claydon
Isaacs
Simon Foster
Nick
Monty Banks
Harry
Wilkie Collins
Andy Garcia
Sir John Ogelby
Mr Voorman
Michael
Paolo
Harker (archive footage)
Dylan Thomas
Président
Jeremy Villiers
Theater Manager
The Mole (voice)
Farnsworth
David
Prime Minister
Self
Anthony Meredith
Ben
Euan
Darren
William Jones
Tabaqui (voice)
Mr. Mantalini
Colonel Heinz Brandt
Dr. Sorgh
Ben Milner
Garin
Leonard Clark
Kevin Minton (uncredited)
Bloggs Blacker / David Blacker
Ewan Proclaimer
Sir Peter Lely
The Squirrel (voice)
Willie Partridge
Sean Ryan
Jim Beach
Kazimir Malevich (voice)
Moshe
Gary
King George / Kaiser Wilhelm / Tsar Nicholas
Recording Engineer (voice)
Sam Peterson
Baron Hardup
Self (uncredited)
Charles Darwin (voice)
Lincoln (Performance Artist) / Waiter (voice)
Adrian Philby
Guy Burgess
Osborne Hamley
King George V
Jonathan
John Ruskin
Duke Of Windsor
Mr. Collins / Sherlock Holmes (voice)
Mr. Bauer (voice)
Distinguished Man #2 (voice)
James Corden (voice)
Adam
Buck (voice)
Vulture (voice)
Dennis (voice)
Townsperson (voice)
Working Class Brit (voice)
Sorting Hat (voice)
Clifford (voice)
T.S. Eliot
Lance Corkoran
Doctor Thorne
Alfred / Professor Pyg (voice)
Alfred / Waiter (voice)
Alfred Pennyworth / Reporter 3 (voice)
Alfred Pennyworth / Toyman (voice)
Guest Presenter
Prince Mark
King George III
Cal Richards
Alfred / Woke goon (voice)
Self - Presenter
Edward Stratton
Alfred (voice)
Host (Himself)
Truman Capote
Quentin
Sir Percival/professor X
Cameron McIntyre
Contestant / TV Announcer (voice)
Prince Philip / Prince Charles (voice)
Douglas Petersen
Major William Dalby
Cholmondeley