Producer Bryn
Elizabeth Egan
Sarah
Mary-Lynn
Janet Stone
Lynn
Grace
Suzy Smokestack
Melinda
Janet (Frank's Assistant) (voice)
Bridget Bay
Peggy Orbison
Captain Davis
Self
Mary
Lynette 'Squeaky' Fromme
Mia Powell
Erica Savage
Cheeseball
Tina Travanti
Ana Cheever
Reena Giuliani
Friday's Mary
Kim Wells
Renee
Ellen Bell
Zelmina
Blind Brenda
Eileen
Pageant Assistant Pam
Girlfriend
Casting Director
Kerri
Jodie
Theresa
Amanda
Avalyn Friesen
Principal Garcia
Dorothea
Jeanette
Rachel
Connie
Female Radio Caller (voice)
Pizza Delivery Girl ("The Good Life")
Narrator (voice)
Lois
Laura
Gina Obispo
Norah
Chloe O'Brian (voice)
Tracy
Various
Marylou Collins
Chloe O'Brian
Art Garfunkel Fanatic
Priscilla Stansna
Mindy
Self - Guest
'Girlfriend' in Kirk's Film
Patient 46
Janet
Gail the Snail
Bebe
Peg
Dr. Gibbs
Crystal
Charlie
Erin Roberts
Jean Liggetts
Susie Hamblin
Heartfire
Self - Host
Troubadour
Self - Panalist
Goldie
Self - Restaurant Patron
Sgt. Madeline Tipton
Lorraine Fuisz
Self - Panelist
Marion Steiner
Genevieve Mirren-Carter
Weather Woman
Self - Cameo (uncredited)
Waitress
Reporter
Pathologist
Chloe
Self - Contestant
Penny
Hollis