Self
Charles Jackal, NBS Reporter
Rick Latimer
Mike Dooley
Salvatore Buonarte (as James Belushi)
Larry Burrows
Joe Dayton
Morris
Sperry Repairman
The Woodsman (voice)
Jimmy Dworski
Barry Stratagakis
Dan Unger
Doctor Rock
John Maddox
Patrick Martin
Bill Dancer
Chuck Scarett
Neil Schwary
Bill Manucci
They're all bitches Penguin (voice)
Art Ridzik
Frank
Benny (voice)
Detective Frank K Divinci
Dan Fox
Nick Pirandello
Sgt. Joe Gunn
Principal Latimer
Tuerto
Louie
Homer Lanza
Bernie Litgo
Gypsy
Shandy
Rocko (voice)
Harry Woltz
Carmine Bonavia
Rosellini
The Cowardly Lion (voice)
Jack Dobson
Billy Belasco
Tom Beckwith
Doctor
Shane Royce
Coach Amross
Bobby
Bronko
Pat Laughlin
Oliver Harrison
Clayton Pyle
Self / Zee Blues
Reginald (Voice)
Saint Valentine
Gonzargo (voice)
Bernie (voice)
Frank Machi
Nick Dimas
Boone Lassiter
Skippy (voice)
Frank Spello
Man on Bus (uncredited)
Les
Mr. Cross (voice)
Mall Santa
Jim
(archive footage)
Bear
Building Super
Shepard
Humpty
Carol
James
Mario
James Belushi
Elvis (as James Belushi)
Mario (as James Belushi)
Phil Palmfeather (voice)
Glob (voice)
Alder (voice)
Beach Bum (uncredited)
Harvey
Jim Belushi
Coach Wittenberg (voice)
Santa Claus (voice)
Dad (voice)
Narrator
Reverend
Tugger (voice)
Hank
Demon (voice)
Self (archive footage)
Dan Gibson
Asa Buckwald (voice)
Phil (voice)
Self - Guest
Fang (voice)
Coach Gruber (voice)
Simon the Monster Hunter (voice)
Harry Wyckoff
William "Wick" McFadden
Leslie Buren
Captain Quinine (voice)
Nick Morelli
Angelo Martinelli
Self - Various Characters
Nestor (voice)
Coach Coachy (voice)
Baby Face (voice)
Guy (voice)
Mr. Fleener (voice)
Dan Harris
Bradley Mitchum
The Puffin (voice)
Self - Cameo (uncredited)
Bartolome T. Baxter III (voice)