Osama Bin Ladin
Coach Kassem Bosco
Colonel Mustafa Kahlid
Doctor Chiller
Self (archive footage)
Jimmy
Self
Larry
Larry The Lips
Dr. Dick Asskis
Casino Dealer
Artie Benson
Tim (as Larry Thomasof)
Hamid Bin Al-Sheib
Sheik
Josiah
Dr. Hajia
Jerry Morgan
Yev Kassem
Convenience Store Clerk
Mr. Galloway
Zampano
Man #1
Grant (segment "The Wrestler")
Akhmad the Taxi Driver
Maitre'd