Edward Malone
Grimes (voice)
James Strang
Andrew Thornton
Peter Simon
Cpl. Doc Fairweather
Carl
Demetrius
Dylan Thomas
Jonathon
Frank
Nob
Joseph Miller
Darren Daniels
Lleu Llaw Gyffes (voice)
John / Johnny
(uncredited)
New York Voice
Mateo
Reece
Narrator
Percy
Sam Markham
Ghost (voice)
Himself
Lord Byron
Dan Dreiberg / Nite Owl / Photographer #3 (voice)
Lockwood
George Carlin
Sean McCardle
Shaun McCardle
Daniel Ellsberg
Boyo
Eddie
Lloyd Vogel
New York Times Reporter
Count Dzerzhinsky
(voice)
The Old Man (voice)
Riley Greene (voice)
Aloysius (voice)
Alrick (voice)
Junior
Phillip Jennings
Kevin Walker
Alfie Harris
Self
PC Steve 'Hiccup' Higson
John Jasper
Fitzwilliam Darcy
Self - Guest
Billy Winters
Perry Mason
Self - Interviewed Guest
Gilius Thunderhead (voice)
Lloyd Llewellyn (voice)
Justin Kenyon (voice)
Emperor Belos (voice)
Justin Price
Nile Sheldon