Wesley Crusher
Gordie Lachance
Joey Trotta
Bennett Hoenicker
Romulan (voice) (uncredited)
Charlie
Jeff Radcliffe
Tim
Self
Danny
Zack
Robert Todd Lincoln
Donald Branch, age 8
Jimmy
Billy Milton
David Reynolds
Singer (bass) (voice)
Kipp Gibbs
John Darling
Scottie Cray
Clyde
Director Alan Smithee
Tommy
Mitchell
Ehrich Weiss / Young Harry Houdini
Martin (voice)
Jack
Nick Karpinsky
Lazarus
Passenger
Rodney Bedecker
Perceptor (voice)
Kyle (voice)
Wil Wheaton (uncredited)
Louis' Friend
Flash (voice)
Jonas
Scapegoat #1
David
Arcade Heroes Narrator (voice)
Self - Interviewee
Andy
Dick Smith
Ensign Wesley Crusher (archive footage)
Owen Drimmer
Timothy Higgins
Bryan
Aqualad (voice)
Walter
Wil Wheaton (voice)
Arling
Cosmic Boy (voice)
Floyd Hansen
Steve
Kevin
Bilchic
Colin Mason
Will
Cadet
Himself - Host
Anti-Abortion Activist (voice)
Mike Morningstar / Darkstar (voice)
Wil Wheaton
Game Master
Alexander Rook
Atlas (voice)
Minos
Isaac Parrish
Wayne McGarrick
Kyle / Horace (voice)
Drake
Self - Host
Evan Whitlock
Wesley Crusher (voice)
Azagoron
Himself
Perceptor
Conrad Moody
Jonathan Rook (voice)
Pet Shop Owner (voice)
Forest Ranger Gary Barton
Thorbir Falbek
Doomsday Protestor
Himself - Panelist
Co-Worker (voice)
Officer Cahoots
Issac Parrish
Aqualad / Computer Geek (voice)
Fawkes
Silver Age Blue Beetle (voice)