Dan Kottke
Robert
Eddie Dillon
Freddy
Announcer
Guildenstern
Rich
Michael
Gil Davis
BMW Preppie
Uncle Lou
Principal Thomas
Sargie 'Fumblina' Wilkinson
Lance Pauling
Chevy Cigs
Peter Gray
John Keyes
Larry Kenick
Donald Hagen
Zak Sutter
Rick Upfield
Dr. Barry Landman
Ted Sharperson
John Gillnitz
Gabriel Fanning
Jack Kane
Joel (Conley's Agent)
Don
CIA Agent Michael Snyder
Jeffrey Keener
Detective Jim Zdorkin
Dr. Ray Clemons
Artie Sneed
Gerry Gertz
Simon Wakefield
Victor Tillman
Salesman
Forrest Wakefield
Ray Duffy
Sonic Shriek
Glen Lynch
Lawyer