Himself
Irate Video Store Cashier
Carry-Out Customer
Tommy Berke
Crazed Professor
Spinell
Shemp Movie Director
Detective Tremmel / Reverend (voice)
The Guard
Production Assistant
interviewee
Alley Drunk
Lance Randas
The Chief (voice)
Lloyds
Dream Father
Evidence Room Detective
Self
Orderly Lance Randas
Gerald Rivers Announcer
Jehova's Witness