Barbara Rose
Irene Walker
Mrs. Lisbon
Peggy Sue
Joan Wilder
Sarah Leary
Elena Kinder
Dolores Benedict
Beverly Sutphin
Dana Coles
Constance (voice)
Jane Blue
Christy Colleran
Joanna Crane / China Blue
Matty Walker
Victoria 'V.I.' Warshawski
Dee Dee Taylor
Ms. Kornblut
Mariah McKay
Claudia
Alberta Trager
Ruth Matthews
Self
Jessica Rabbit (voice)
Eileen Cleary
Brenda Whitlass
Giulia
Aunt Hilda Beauchamp
Stella Clayton
Fraida
Self (archive footage)
Clawdette the Black Cat (voice)
Rebecca Cairn
Bev
Head Nurse
Self - Host
Claudette
Self (voice)
Narrator
Verna Chickle
Fanny Connelyn
Barbara Haines
Mom (voice)
Middleman
Duchess of Krakenthorp
Lynda Van Devanter (voice)
Jessica Rabbit (voice) (archive footage)
Narrator (voice)
Stacy Lovell (voice)
Sue Collini
Helena
Miss Liz Strickland (voice)
Monogatron Queen (voice)
Dita Beard
Brenda Roberts
Roz
Self - Guest
Mole Judge (voice)
Rebecca Shane
Miss Mary Shaw
Kathleen Turner disguised as Peter Griffin (voice)
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