Jim Russell
David Fox
Emmett Richmond
Pete Komisky
Matt Saunders
Carlson
Zeke
Dr. Peter Flynn
Cpl. "Average Joe" Bauers / "Not Sure"
Mitch
Bobby Cupid
Tom
Frank Vitchard
Emmett
Wendell Baker
Richie Tenenbaum
Dorian Montier
Ben Stone
Pete Kominsky
Charlie Thurber
Cal
Henry Poole
Derek
Anthony Adams
Jude
David
Stanley
Ben
Det. Dwight Garson
Andy
Detective Vargas
Jack Harris
Jim Stanton (voice)
Alex Sheldon / Adam Shipley
Matthew Van Weyden
Delinko
Preston Tylk
Anthony
John
Self
Bobby Ratliff
William
Lawrence Turoff
Lance
Bob Potter
Bruce Wayne / Batman (voice)
Burke Linz
Samson
Sex Class Counselor
Warren Flowers
Dink Jenkins
Henry
Jesse
Roger Goodell
Phil
Ian
Bodi (voice)
Danny
Duncan
Carl
Josiah
Stanley Simon
Lee
Louis 'Skinny' Skinner (CapCom)
Orville Wright
Marty Marks
Leo
Jason Hatfield
'Stab' Billy
Scott
Luke Wilson
Larry Decker
Rick
James
Father Greg
Albuquerque
Detective Welling
Rusty Russell
Himself
Earl (voice)
Rick Bennett
Casey Kelso
Sheriff Hartwell
Self - Guest
Levi Callow
Self - Host
Jeff Cooper (voice)
Bill Hanson
JD Campbell
Pat Dugan / S.T.R.I.P.E.
Self - Cameo (uncredited)
Remus
Will Keith Kellogg
Host