Policeman
George (as Niel McCaul)
Self
Neil
Eddie
Father
Big Jack Jay
Harry
Pete
Steel Worker
Father Duck (voice)
Demetrius
Conjoined Gnome Right (voice)
Marvin Valentino
Mr. Bannister
Adolf Hitler
Mr Tredwell
Sammon
Mr. Talbot
Tom Rees
Jan De Groot
Martin Strickland
Father Terry
Dave Right
Patrolman
Derek