Dr. Jaffe
Dean Charles Stanforth
Prof. Digory Kirke
Bridget's Dad
Horace Slughorn
Lord Kelvin
Harold Zidler
The Earl of Leete
Fenoglio
Boss Tweed
Inspector Frank Butterman
Judge
Batman
Col
Sam Longson
The Duke of Buckingham
Mr. Osborne
Harry Aitken
Mr. Boo
John Bayley
Con Clancy
Pod Clock
Narrator (voice)
Frederick Arbuthnot
Madame Gasket (voice)
Mother
Jimmy
Jim McCrea
Sergeant (voice)
Mr. Wackford Squeers
Lord Longford
Desmond Morton
Andy
Mr. Worrall
Sir Oliver Lodge
23rd Earl of Leete
The Drunken Major
Tom
Self
Arthur Morrison
Brian (voice)
Doc Ansell
W. S. Gilbert
Roger Miles
King William IV
Santa (voice)
Barrister
Denis Thatcher
Deric Longden
Alfred Salteena
Captain Molyneux / Vyvyan Ayrs / Timothy Cavendish / Korean Musician / Prescient 2
Dr Rossi
Joseph - Orderly
Samuel Gruber
Himself
Jem Rodney
Prince Albert
Self – Contributor
Attorney General
Nick Burrows
Orderly
Stan (voice)
Santa Claus
Carmelo
Cleaner
CEO (voice)
Geoff Figg
George
Warner Purcell
Dr. Lagermann
Dad
Ernest the Viking (a Rapist)
Chief Inspector Heat
(voice)
Cardinal Pole
Garret
Jean Pierre Dubois
Mr Horsfall
Gutling
Herbert
Tony Webster
Narrator
Father Flood
Old Leo
The Shy Doctor
Underwood
Stewart
Mr. Colin Jones
Britischer Botschafter
Colin Jones
BBC Commentator
Prime Minister
Ernest Briggs (voice)
G.P. (voice)
Eddie (voice)
Basil / Ernest Vole / Purslane Saltapple (Voice)
Self (archive footage)
Lord Kilmichael
The Rabbit (voice)
Compere
Horozovich (voice)
Mackaness
Station Porter
Stomowskij (voice)
Donald
Earl of Gloucester
Lewis Silkin MP
Terry Perkins
The Wizard (voice)
German Soldier
King
Kempton Bunton
Charlie
Lord Thomas Badgley
Fielder in cowpat
Priest
Mr. Champing
Spectator at Cricket Match (uncredited)
Ugly Brother / Policeman (voice)
Harold Fry
Grosspapa (voice)
Grocer
Standford Hartley
Second Attendant
Selwyn Proops
Mr Lovejoy
Charlie Bennett
Don Speekingleesh, an Interpreter
Peter Duffley
Mr. Horsfall
Logan Mountstuart
Alan Hammond
Stan McDermott
Self - Narrator
DCS Tommy Butler
Scottie
Prince Bolkonsky
Jim Broadbent
Archmaester Ebrose
Lord Marcham
Richard Nightingale
Monty Plant
Jim Morley
Professor Horace Slughorn
Jim
Carmello
Duke of Leicester
Ossipon
Father Roberts
Snaggleroot (voice)