Liam
Sid's Customer
Ray
Narrator (voice)
Roland
General Edward
Marco
Alex
Simon
Officer Rhodes
Bruce
Richard
Tommy O'Dwyer
Ronnie
Dave Lovelace
Jack Brennan
Kwan the Macaque (voice)
Drew
Brother Geraghty
Post Modern Review Staff
Self
David Walsh
Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.
Phillip
Lennie
Nurse
Franklin Portman
Postman Joseph Roulin
Tommy 'Zook' Zucarello
Mundy
Douglas Downey
Nicholas
Boone
Duncan Thomson
Himself / Roy Trenneman
Dr. Cockroach (voice)
Grub (voice)
Shamus the Coachman (voice)
Alan 'Wilko' Wilkinson
Brendan Dowd
Jack Maynard
Finn's Dad (voice)
Headmaster
Jase
Jonathan Crozier
Roy Trenneman
Brendan Davenport
Bernie Maddox
Lindsay Carol
William Rackham
Thomas-John
Sean Murphy
Guard / Contestant (voice)
Seamus (voice)
Himself
Self - Guest
Dusty
Miles Daly
Tom Chadwick
Flanny O'Lympic (voice)
Flanny the Lovebug (voice)
Tom
Butler (voice)