Frank Dumas
Patrolman Jessup
False barber
Mr. Goodwyn
Pretty Boy Floyd
Judge Dixon
Capt. Jerome
Tom
Captain Ted Calvin
Cmdr. Wilson
Ray Krebbs
Dr. Sam MacKenzie
Sam Cowley
Self
Hank Madden
Kent
Narrator (voice)
Collier
Arthur Gwen
Detective #1
Parker
Whorehouse Lucky Jim
Major Verdun
Edmonds
Ray Pierce
Lt. Cmdr. Lance E. "Lem" Massey
Sally's Husband
Mr. Massey
Glen Fallon
J.T. Fuller
Howard Sims
Self - Co-Host
Cowboy habersham