Steve (segment "Cousins?")
Octavius
Bruce Tick
Phileas Fogg
Ambassador Mercy
Alan Partridge/Martin Brennan
Tony Wilson
Tommy
Self (archive footage) (uncredited)
Damien Cockburn
Tom Michel
Tristram Shandy / Walter Shandy / Steve Coogan
Simon Garden
Hades
Dana Marschz
David Ershon
Damian Cockburn
Heston (voice)
Charley
Ray Elliot
Gnat
John Langley
Steve Coogan
Raisin (voice)
Mole
Interviewee
Paul Michaelson
Campbell Babbitt
Nick Lee
Self (archive material)
Various
Silas (voice)
Dylan Byng
Langdon Tharp
Beale
Paul / Pauline Calf
Paul Raymond
Martin Sixsmith
Alan Partridge
Mike Gabbert
Blitzen (voice)
Steve
Silas Ramsbottom (voice)
Graham
Self – Executive Producer
Self
Mr. Banks
Paul Calf/ Pauline Calf
Self / Alan Partridge / Various
Vincent Calzonetti
Paddy Meyers
Professor Flux / Tower Guard (voice)
Metropolitan Police Inspector (uncredited)
John Weber
Stanley "Stan" Laurel
Colonel Nigel Briggs
Erasmus
Paul Lohman
Ozone / Reginald (voice)
Cmdr. Harris (voice)
Samuel Pepys
Mick McCarthy
Peter Easterman
Roderick (voice)
Self / Alan Partridge
Narrator
Himself
Fritz / Silas Ramsbottom (voice)
Mitch
Lionel Macomb
The Devil
Gustav (uncredited)
Sir Richard McCreadie
Frederick James Furnivall
Youth 2
Tony Ferrino
Geoff
Duncan Thicket / Pauline Calf / Paul Calf
Michael Henry
Paul Calf / Pauline Calf
Mark the Bird (voice)
Danny Skeggs
Tommy Saxondale
Self - Guest
Bing Crosby
Dr. Terrible
Lead Singer of Go West
Ernest Moss
Alan Partridge - Guest Announcer
Satan
DCI Clive Driscoll
Thom Payne
Dr. Bright
Stebbings
Cameron
Self – Actor
Jimmy Savile
Self - Panellist
Rowan Priddis (voice)
Brian Walden