Dick Ritchie
Murray "Superboy" Babitch
Denny
Dale
Big Stan
Detective Grant
Ronnie Gannon
Tommy O'Brian
Kevin
Putney
Edward Bliss Jr.
Brad Schorr
Thomas Dunwitty
Donnely
Hank Morgan
Ben
Mike E.
Kevin McCall
Paul Kirkwood
Les Franken
Tommy Lacy
Philadelphia Phil
Norman Link
DJ (voice)
Terry
August
Marshall
Remy
Tommy G
Zack
Self
Lucky
Jack Small
Kenny Kozlowski
Stretch
The Cop
Dante
Daniel Brown
Francis
Self (archive footage)
Danny
Neal
Kevin Gower
Jason Mullins
Ben Rider
James Busbee
Himself
Coach Z
Marty
Bobby DiBianco
Grizz (voice)
GM1 Snowhill
Lizard
Bobby
Mailman with Tax Notice (uncredited)
Narrator
Tom Scoggins
Lenny
John Wepner
Hitman
Pete the Bartender
Stingy
Animation Voice (voice)
Dockworker
Szarany
Skinhead
Joey the Raccoon (Voice)
Jake (segment "The Listeners")
Danny Hanson
Gary
Dave
Mike
Abraham Lincoln
Harlow Winton
Self - Guest
Paul Canterna
Gary Evans
Squirt (voice)
Michael
Charlie Bullman
Kenny Fitzgerald
Paul Moretti
Doug Gardner
Leonard
Adam
Self - Guest Host
Teddy Snow
Daryl Crowe Jr.
Trooper
Dumbledore
(voice)
Detective Kreps
Richie Caskey
Donald Self
Pickle
Oscar Host
Frank Stump
Jay Simmons
Knight Titus
Self - Panelist
Mike Wegman (voice)
Self - Contestant