Mafalda Hopkirk (voice)
Yvonne
Linda Jones
Sam (as Jessica Stevenson)
Marion
Mary Proudfoot
Self
Cath
Lucky
WPC Broughton
Angel Matthews
Beverley
Gail
Herself
Leofwine
Sarah/Ellie
Crabby
Victoria
Miranda
Herself - Presenter
Mrs. Jackson
Claudia
Magda
Libby
Paramedic (as Jessica Stevenson)
The First Midwife (as Jessica Stevenson)
Tina Bell
Wendie
Interviewer 2
Miss Kitts
Herself/Sarah
Sara
Helga
Cheryl Carroll
The Good Fairy (as Jessica Stevenson)
Sofie Dahl
Cheryl
Janet
Daisy Steiner
Martha
Self - Guest
Holly Vance
Marv (voice)
Carol
Joan Redfern
Siobhan Sharpe
Judith Lessiter
Verity Newman
Margaret
Sarah
Self - Performer
Ella Bond
Old Myers
Mrs Glover
Narrator
Helen
Maggie
Eva
Herself - Panelist
Emily
Laura
Edith Lyons
Lady Daphne Littlewood
Steph
Charlotte Parker
The Reddlehag
Katherine Pitt