Colonel Partridge
Nigel Lipman (Foreign Secretary)
Sir Max Mallowan
Registrar
Daggenhurst
John Bristol
James Forth
Arthur Conan Doyle
Hector Duff
Ronald
Max
Lebedev
Henri Nannen
Uncle Salvatore
Len
George III
Eddie Clockerty
Landowner at Party
Det. Sgt. Sand
Sir James Thornhill
James Broughton
Harold Abrahams
Starveling
Mr Potter
Psychiatrist
Bill Webster
Duke of Edinburgh
Frank
Cloete
Mr. Turton
Mr. Capulet (voice)
Don Juan Felipe
Narrator
Mr. Capulet
Arnold - Journalist
Theodore Watts-Dunton
Victor Meldrew
Consultant
Abercrombie
Sally the Cook
Steven Williams
Sir Hugo Armstrong
Mr. McGregor
D.C.I. Anderson
Self
Richard Wilson
Brian Thornton
Dentist
Gaius
Scott Keltie
PC Roland 'Prof' Rose
John
Jeremy Parsons QC
John Doone
Father Simeon
Lord Tone
Professor Barkway
Self - Narrator (voice)
Dr Constantine
Mr. Ridley
Duncan Ross
Grayson
Mr. McGregor (voice)
Dr. Donald Newman
Professor of Language
Richard Talbot
Self - Participant
Dr. Nixon
Viscount Cunningham
Reverend Green