Nick Van Owen
Eddie
Trent Walker
John 'Sheriff' Volgecherev
Raji
Fred Claus
Wayne Westerberg
Norman Bates
Rick Barnes
Beanie
Wes Mantooth (uncredited)
Peter Novak
Brad McVie
Peter La Fleur
Jeremy Grey
Self
Gary Grobowski
Lester Long
Reese Feldman
Luke Zoolander (uncredited)
Russell Durrell
Ronny Valentine
Pendelton Wise
Ricky Slade
Bob
Dave
Rosie
Self (archive footage)
Joe Scaravella
David
Billy McMahon
Alan
Dan Trunkman
Nick Barrow
Sgt Howell
Boscolo
Bradley Thomas
White Rabbit
Jamie O'Hara
Narrator
Anthony Lurasetti
Hutch Morgan
Mr. Geary
Vince Vaughn (uncredited)
Vince Vaughn
Rick Schwartz
Stiev
Narrator (voice)
Taylor Henry
Self - Actor / Norman Bates
Clay Hewitt
Carl Kowalski
Barry
Frog
The Butcher
Principal Carlsen
Self - Reader - Declaration of Independence
Himself
Simon Kilmurry
Oliver
Cheering Soldier in Crowd (uncredited)
Jason
Bill Peterson
Loki (voice)
Gavin Toe
Self - Guest
Self - Guest appearance
Andrew Yancy
Frank Semyon
Owen
Self - Host
Keith Travers
Freddy Funkhouser
Sheep Dog