Sheriff
Tom Marshall
Blitzen (voice)
Self (uncredited)
Gary - Child Proofer #1
Frito Pendejo
Astronaut
Carl Loomis
Vince
John Lyshitski
Gale
Kyle (uncredited)
Darren
Noah Cooper
Charles Bronson/Yul Perrkins
Overconfident Club Boy
Wade Beaufort
C.P. Kennedy
Jon Baker
Various (voice) (archive sound)
John Durfy
Deputy Billy Calhoun
Man
SFX Coordinator
Camera Crew Member
Ruben (voice)
Zack (voice)
Dirk
Mikey
Self
Self - Guest
Crosby Braverman
Chris Pecker (voice)
Self - Host
Derek (voice)
Field Agent
Sam
Self - Special Guest
Chet
Hank Muntak
Abel Jans
Himself
Mike Levine-Young
Kyle Levine
Dr. Iskarr
Asa (voice)
Jojo
Luke