Bateman
Glen
Morris Frost
Kreimach
Harvey Mitford
Lester Leeman
Chief Troutman
Lance
Bill
Coach Shaw
Herman Munster
Agent Stamek
Struthers
Mr. Burns
Harry
Fire Marshall
Young Vagrant
Anchor Ted (voice)
Dick Stevens
Edgar Wallace
Young Man at Party
Brian
Bob Spinelli (voice)
Coach Bussey
Lt. Griswald (voice)
Harry Tully (voice)
Officer Crespi
Edward
Ronnie
Sam
Mr. Smith
Mr. McManus, Teacher
Kerry Stein
Don Buckman
Sol
Denny
Dr. Janeway
Clem Friedkin
Federal Prosecutor
Various Characters
Police Lieutenant
Roger Dugan
Pearson
Dick Langley
Dad Bumpers
Big Bad Dan
Wheaton
Jack Rumpkin
Goon Bob
Todd Northrup
Peter Harriman
Hale Everwright
Dr. Sheffield
Morrison
Tricky
Skip Westland
Larry
Dr. John Kennedy
Lt. Tony Brandt
Rondall Kittleman
Mr. Kane
Doug
Carl Norris
Morris Clancy
Jimmy 'Jimbo' Walters
Alexander Bryant
Dr. Vic Schweiber
Tom 'Z' Zimmerman (2007)
Moe Highler
Off. Stockton
Duke Peter Dushan
Supervisor O'Boyle
Bud
Mike Landry
General Mark 'Fitz' Fitzgerald
Gary
Roger Dunphy
Trendy Liberal
Pierce (voice)
Coach Jimmy Dugan
Gulliver Dark (voice)
Ernie (voice)
Dr. Victor Bravenec
Flip (voice)
Gilbert Hale (voice)
SNPP Employee / Duff Commercial VO (voice)
Trent Culpepper
Frank Cooper
Ned
Chelsea's Dad (voice)
Burn (voice)
Mr. Gripling (voice)
Rover (voice)
Dad (voice)
Mr. Rips
Andy
Brady's Attorney
Robbie Fisher (voice)
Campbell McMasters
Joe Swoboda
Bob Bare
Pat Wexler
Immortal
Dr. Goode's Father
Roy Hess (voice)
Roy Hess / Buddy Glimmer (voice)
Roy Hess / The Doctor (voice)
Absolute Proof Laboratories Scientist (voice)
Wesayso Interviewer (voice)
John (voice)
Dolf (voice)
Andre (voice)
Mr. Avery
Roy Hess / Stan (voice)
Dr. Cyrus Jordan
Mike
Vince Westfal
Dwight
Gus Moser
Dennis Lundy
Vince
Brent
Doug Gozer
Dave Plonker
Steve Nelson
Cameron Maranek
Hugh Metzger
Steven Ehrhardt