Rude Gambler
Gavin D'Amato
Oswald Cobblepot / The Penguin
Martini
William Keys
Amos Calloway
Dr. Horniker
Sid Hudgens
George Shapiro
Big D
Ralph
District Attorney
Bobby Ciaro
Harvey Wexler
Ernest Tilley
Martin Weir
Harry Wormwood / Narrator (voice)
Vernon Dahlart
Mickey Bergman
Lawrence Garfield
Dr. Larry Arbogast
Andy
Harry Valentini
Bill Rago
Philoctetes (voice)
Bruce Davis
Deck Shifflet
Rocks (voice)
Owen / Ned 'Little Ned' Lift
Chief Wyatt Rash
Sam Stone
Vincent Benedict
Burke Bennett
Buddy Hall
Mel
Cathkart
Self
Max Fairbanks
Frank Stedman
Wayne the Pool Guy
Jimmy Marino
Frank Menure
Brad La Guardia
Merl
Gastner
Phil Cooper
John Leary
Frank Reynolds
Burr
Pat Francato
Uncle Dan (voice)
Grover Cleaver
Thug
The Lorax (voice)
Lazlo
Aldo
Fred Mancuso
Fly Speck
Eugene Portland
Self (EV1 Driver)
Adrian
Vic De Salvo
Himself
Walter Pembry
The Penguin (archive footage)
Petey
Grundle King (voice)
Jeremy
Lawrence Armanetti
Uncle Jack (voice)
Hog
Assistant Director
Wolfie (voice)
Chesterfield (voice)
Al Goldstein
Whiskers (voice) (uncredited)
Dave Schmerz
George Johnson (voice)
The Lorax
Al Russo
Janitor
Jackie
Herbert (archive footage)
Vic
Actor
Ackroyd
Danny DeVito
Jimmy Berkowitz
Max Medici
Danny DeVito / Famous Mini Me ('Austinpussy')
Bartender
Narrator (voice, uncredited)
Booth
Max
Featured Extra
Harry
Walter
Uncle Rick (uncredited)
Vince D'Angelo
Dewey
Cab Driver / Narrator (voice)
Dorgle (voice)
Mr. Bees
Bob (voice)
Lodovico
Eddie
Charley Goldman
Self (archive footage)
Alien on TV Monitor (uncredited)
Swackhammer (voice)
(archive footage)
Jack Denisoff
Worm TV Host
Video footage
General Needham
Herbert Powell (voice)
Herbert
John John the Apple / John DeAppoliso
Louie De Palma
Roy
Dr. Jack Carmichael
Satan (voice)
Dean Martin
Alan Swathmore (uncredited)
Self - Presenter
Self - Cameo (uncredited)
Chemist
Giuseppe Monamocce
Self - Host
Self - Guest
Anthony 'Beanzie' Marott
Uncle Cheech
Charlie Lucre
Emerson (voice)
Bruce Davis (archive footage)
Self - Laudatio
Giuseppe
Dr. Wexler
Czar Nicholas