Steve
Mr. Newirth
Nick Ragoni
Diego
Ron Jeremy (archive footage) (uncredited)
Doctor
Orderly
Self
French Toast Guy
Hugo
Himself / Various Characters (archive footage)
Francis Ford Coppola
Various (archive footage)
Sancho Panza
Duncan (voice)
Frank Falco
The Mayor
Winslow
Enmebaragesi
Luis
Juan
Ready Eddie
Vic Ramalot
Gallery Owner
Horatio Sanz
Tony
Aide on Balcony
Santos (uncredited)
Hulk
Dance Instructor
Lead Singer
Cabana Man
Principal Crowe
Raul
Horatio Vallejo (voice)
Self - Various Characters
DJ Desmond Peyton
Max
Maynard
Armando
Self - Guest
Horatio
Worker (voice)
Additional Voices (voice)
Glenn Cordoba
Various
Victor Ramos
Darryl Drummond
Self - Cameo (uncredited)
Plumber
Hector
Latin Kings Gang Leader (voice)
Justin
Douglas (voice)
Allistair,Knight #1, Gorgeous, Mud Dad
Self - Panelist
Ray
Dr. Horowitz
El Fuego (voice)
Bum
Self / Various
Mythrol
Gen. Santa Anna
Heywood Morris
Craig
Wayne Lapotka
Mr. Thorpe