Nicholas Jasenovec
Eli
Principal Dadier
Teddy
Peter B. Parker (voice)
Jeff Schwensen
Sebastian Cremmington
Ryan Davis
Luke
Basel
Lowery
Tim
Barry (voice)
(voice)
Roommate
Tommy
Reggie
Jesus
Peter Parker / Spider-Man (voice) (uncredited)
Ronnie
Eddie Garrett
Chris Vail
Lowery (voice)
Basketball Player
Todd Wells
Jazz Man
Guayabera Shirt Man
Peregrine Carruthers
Grouchy (voice)
Randy 'Chilli' Cilliano
Astronaut
Leif
Jake Johnson
Nick Miller
Doug
Dave (voice)
Powell
Self
Mr. Structor (voice)
Cutler
Man on cell phone
Drew
Daddy
Greg
DEA Agent John Haldeman
Grey McConnell
Stan (voice)
Oxnard (voice)
William B. Travis
Doc Michael
Marco Polo
Coach Ben Hopkins (voice)