Timms
Rory
Clem Cattini
Self
Mouse (voice)
Jinks
Soldier Vernkot (voice)
Self (archive footage)
Walter
The Mouse (voice)
Shady
Paul Potts
Steve
Baker
Self - Host
Post Modern Review Staff
Russell
Biggie (voice)
Craig Owens
Neil 'Smithy' Smith
Narrator
Street Trader
Billy (voice)
Roger Waters
(voice)
Smithy
Fletch
Peter Rabbit
Francis Henshall
Boy
Peter Rabbit (voice)
Hi-5 (voice)
Carl 'Tonka' Marsh
Self / Smithy
John Frazier
Tone
Kirky
Percy Patterson (voice)
Bustopher Jones
Sam
Himself - Host
Voice of Superintelligence / James Corden
James Corden
Barry Glickman
James
Planchet
Self - Moderator
Jamie Rymer
Self - Guest
Self - Contestant
Busboy
Phil
Bran - Thunderdell's Son
Himself
Dafydds Brother Dewi
Craig the Busboy
Gareth Jones
Star in a Reasonably-Priced Car
Self - Team Captain
Jeremy
Jamie Buckingham
Self - Cameo (uncredited)
Host
Himself - Hijacker