Limo Driver
Ben Chapleski / Choda Boy
George Noon
Grady
Lucky "Cucumber" Cavanaugh
Squeak Scolari
Brick Henchman (uncredited)
Stacey "Skip" Holmes
Fee Fee the Birdgirl
RBTV Studio Technician
Henry Kosta
Man Eating Sandwich
David
Self
Pvt. McBain
Angry Video Customer
Nervous Tech
Sheriff
Gregg / Luigi / Cathy Ace / Joshua Benson / Other Fly / Stranger
Fake Mr. Hankey (voice)