George Kellogg
Richie Evans
Eddie
Alvin Firpo
Garth Algar
Referee
Pistachio Disguisey
Dwayne Bimster
Himself
George H. W. Bush
Dana Carvey
Maurice L. Pogue
Scraggly Puppeteer
Self
Self / Derek Stevens / Garth Algar
Massive Headwoound Harry
Various (archive footage) (uncredited)
Self / H. Ross Perot / Various Characters
Dana (voice)
Pops (voice)
Mime Waiter
Johnny Carson
Assistant
Testimonial
Baby Face
Brad Williams
George H.W. Bush
Self - Various Characters
Self - Guest
Milos
Various Characters
Clinton Wonderlove
Sentator Cartwright LaMarr (voice)
Leonard Smith (voice)
Himself - Expert-In-Residence
Self - Judge
Self - Host
Schnozmo (voice)
Prince Borislav
John F. Kennedy
Self - Panelist
Self - Cameo (uncredited)
Self / Various
Cocaine Expert