Fallon
Michael McCann
Diego (voice)
Fad King
Lono Veccio
Gus
Nick
Bobby O'Grady
Bill
Gil Mars
Armor O'Malley
Himself
Wayne
Francis (voice)
Edgar Friendly
Sgt. Cooper
Mr. Beal
Mike McCracken
Slater
Lt. David Poole
Self
Ray Pluto
Michael Whouley
Doug
Officer Fry
Simon
Doug 'Dawg' Munford
Frank
Francis 'Frank' O'Brien
Johnny Crown / Johnny Alt
Captain Stacy (uncredited)
Jake
Vince Penn
Fireman
Jack Hanaway
Rick Wilson
Self (archive footage)
Captain Stacy
Vinnie Franco
Bob Findley
Teddy
Diego
Narrator
Newt
Wheelchair Man (segment "The Red Shoes")
self
Self - Host
Mike McNeil
Denis Leary (voice)
Tommy Gavin
Self - Guest
Johnny Rock
Frank Donnelly
Chaz (voice)
Mikey
Billy
Sean Moody Sr.
Colonel Patrick Quinn
Car Mechanic (voice)
Vinnie Franko