Jasmine
Georgina
Eden Starling (voice)
Mummy Pig (voice) / The Queen (voice)
Lorraine Mouseley
Miss Privet (voice)
Katie
Mother
Francine Hardy
Mummy Pig (voice)
Jane
Estelle
Anna Spud
Mommy Pig / Madame Gazelle / Doctor Hamster / Mrs Carrot (voice)
Mommy Pig / Madame Gazelle (voice)
Beth
Various
Female Translator (voice)
Betty / Sonia (voice)
Penelope Gold
Victoria
British Couple
Leonie
The Good Fairy (voice)
Mummy Pig
Mummy Pig / Madam Gazelle / The Queen / Mrs. Cat / Dr. Hamster the Vet / Mademoiselle Potato (voice)
Goldilocks
Sister Marie (voice)
Tess
Self
Anthea Stonem
Lucinda 'Lu' Fiske
Vicky
Mary
Lift Hostess
Eva Starzia Schnorbitz Melitzskova
Amelia Cayman
Eugenia Covert
Dawn / Weevil Queen (voice)
Rules Bearer
Self - Various Characters
Mrs Bloomers (voice)
PVC Presenter (voice)
Announcer
Announcer (voice)
Wussywat (voice)
Ingrid
Linda
Self - Guest Judge
Principal Winifred Eugenia Covert
Rusty (voice)
Patsy Debenham
Mrs. Mary Brown (voice)