Henri Coutard
Passerby
Gil
Scotty
Ewan
Mark
Detective Donahue (voice)
Self
Lawyer
Robert Anderson Wright
Paulston
Irish Songster
Dad
Earl of Sandwich
Dave Bell
Cormac Little
Cop #1
Deron Zaxa
Randy Watson
John
Danny
Jerry
Steve
Coach Pulcifer
Liquor Store Clerk
Mike
Agent
The Big Bopper
Jr
Gus
Special Agent Dalton
Rent a Cop #1
Dale
Otto / Dr. Carl Woodruff (voice)
Truck Driver
Policeman
Terry Pascoe
The Doctor
Gang Member
Clifford
Various
Tex / Driver (voice)
Carlos
Sully
Hobo
(voice)
Criminal (voice)
Vinnie Palmieri
Cameron Dundee
Eddie
Bronze Man
Chutney (voice)
Lenny
John D. Rockefeller
Factory Owner (voice)
Waiter
Cable Guy
Phil
Teroj Kee (voice)
Fleck (voice)
Supervisor
Manager
Slade
Chelidae / Stormtrooper (voice)
Space Captain (voice)
Stranger at Fan-Tasti-Mart!
Free Hug Guy
Walter Dalton
Artie
Various Characters
Balloon Guy