Nurse
Narrator (voice)
Aunt Sponge / Glowworm (voice)
Joey's Mother
Peg Sellers
The Matchmaker (voice)
Narrator (UK version)
Mrs. Catherine Mingott
Realtor
Thelma & Selma
Sophie the Castle Maid
Rita's Grandma (voice)
Fly (voice)
Mrs. Beetle
Pomona Sprout
Mabel
Mrs. Astrakhan (voice)
Nanette Streicherová
Mrs. Plithiver (voice)
Caseworker
Aunt Vee
Jane Powell
Flora Finching
Dr. Kadira
Landlady
Rose Sonnenschein
Ticket Girl
Faye Barringer (uncredited)
Signora Caldoni
Jones
Aunt One (voice)
Krupskaya
Sean McDuck (voice)
Queen Victoria
Pamela
Hypnotism Patient
Patricia
Self – Narrator (voice)
Judy
Mme Daniels / Mme Rat / Judith (voice)
(voice)
Tony's Mother
Voice
Self
Kathie
Narrator
Baroness Chantal McToff (voice)
Mrs. Mark
Miriam/Miss Babberton
Mummy Socks (voice)
Laughter (voice)
Audrey
Pensione
Elephant Ethel
Blackbird (voice) (uncredited)
Woman with Notebook (uncredited)
Doctor Wallace
Dental Nurse
Vee Talbot
Mother / Mrs. Woodcutter
Gina
Mabel Chilton
Grandma Rosy
Dorcas
Dolly de Vries
Gertrude Stein
Aunt Bessie
Mrs. Kowalski
Anita
Mother
Auntie Beth
The Queen (voice)
Sarah
Mrs. Rajzman
Mrs. Bowring
Tour Guide
The Meep (voice) (archive footage)
Narrator (voice) (uncredited)
Mrs. Fisk
Headmistress - Ms Ursula Gressup
Mrs. Kilbride
Herself
Wulftrud (voice)
Nellie
Queen Oofeefa (voice)
Maiden from Mombassa (voice)
Prudence Stanley
Miss Bamford
Veronica
Sugar Plum
Ester Cailingold (voice)
Granny Vera
Maria
Joyce Midge
Mary Burge
Chloe
Elsa Maxwell
Lady Whiteadder
Anna Vyrubova
Old Elspeth
Host
Frannie Escobar
Cook
Narator
Iona
Henny Leach
Grandma
Mim
Shirley Finster (voice)
Edna
Baroness von Lieben
Melissa Tordoroff
The Meep (voice)
Miss Amelia
Miss Crawley
Mother Mildred
Self - Host
Sister Mildred
Jane Wright
Mrs. Price-Ridley
Pomona Sprout (archive footage)
Queen Victoria Sponge (voice)
Host (Herself)
Herself - Presenter
Margaret Hilda Thatcher (voice)
Self - Panellist
Self - Presenter
Aunt Prudence
Grunhilda
Sylvie (voice)
Badjelly (voice)