Policeman
Dean Solomon
Joe Towne (voice)
Derelict (uncredited)
Scott
Darren Sandelbaum
Horace the Lone Diner
Gordon Lighthouse (voice)
Subject #72
Doug
MacGruber
Sergeant Bressman
Glenn
Mitch Miley
Chester V (voice)
David Grant
Abraham Lincoln (voice)
Ted
Marshall Taylor
Self / Greg Stink
Joshua Fleet
THX Security Guard #4
Kevin Avery
Lincoln (voice)
Sandy Pickard
Self
Ben Scotti
Pastor Fontaine
Various (archive footage)
Otis (voice)
Hulka
Will Patch
Griffith
Cyrus
Cody (voice)
Bagpipe Player
Doug Kenney
Allan Bishopman
Phil
Michael Fulton
French Gendarme
'Previously' Narrator / Football Announcer (voice) (uncredited)
Will Grello
Christian Winter
Doomed Gringo #1
Voice
Max's Dad
Shaggy Rogers (voice)
Otto
Will
Male Cheerleader (uncredited)
Greg Allman / Various (archive footage)
(uncredited)
Tim Willoughby (voice)
Self Help Book Narrator
Fred
Monsieur Bouffant (The Frenchman)
Randy
Jesus Christ (voice)
Self - Various Characters
Abe Lincoln / Narrator (voice)
Ben
Paul L'astnamé
Kirk Cameron (voice)
Self - Guest
Kelly
Shel (voice)
Richard Fox / Pubba
Abe Lincoln (voice)
Stewart Rossmyre
Reed
Tyler Cutebiker (voice)
Self - Cameo (uncredited)
Phil Tandy Miller
Chet Barnsider
Butt Insurance Salesman (voice)
Charlie Greenfield (voice)
Red Cunningham (voice)
Mayor Woodside (voice)
Security Guard (voice)
Convention Attendee (voice)
Mr. Grant (voice)
Self - Host
Chuck
Pall Willeaux
Dr. Reid Tamaranda
J.J. Pepper
Self - Judge
Kurt (voice)
Campos (voice)
(voice)
Barry (voice)
Eddy
Eddy/Teddy
Older Scott Pilgrim (voice)
Robin
Additional Voices (voice)
Eddy / Cheddy
Tyler / Hunter / Chet / Blue Helmet Kid (voice)
Drexx Drudlarr (voice)
Chipper (voice)
Alien (voice)
Coach Dan (voice)
CASSIN-E
Self - Contestant
Old Man on Plane
Gilbert Power
Wolf Tobin (voice)
Husband
Referee
Robotron
Band Member
Department Head
Wolf Man
Himself
Tomas
Eugene Michael Piss / Pissmaster (voice)
Dirk (voice)
Jann Melfi
King Toot (voice)
Firefighter Henry Watkins (voice)
Edwin Booth
Even Older Scott Pilgrim (voice)
Marvin Martin
Kiefer
Jack (voice)
Warden (voice)