Deputy Clementine Johnson
Lona
Gale (voice)
Alyssa Yang
Hillary
Rita
Kara
Linda
Self
Tish
Taylor
Jen
Emma Cooney
Mel
Marjorie
Jan Malcovitch
Vicky White
Jenna Bosch
Shauna Welnke
Sharon Baker
Cynthia
Marci
Dawn
Mary Barger #1
Joan
Pauline Solfest
Nancy Green (voice)
Carol Tschudy
Mrs. Jenkins
Ms. Stout
Ann Moore
E! Anchor
Candice
Girlfriend
Carly
Agnes
Studio Personnel
Kathey Quinn
Herself / Beverly Goldberg
Ash
Olivia
Lucy
Mickey Revelet
Carol Pepper
Reba
Aunt Jackie
Cathy
Patricia
Wendy
Connie
Concierge Marie
Self - Guest
Dr. Ice
Monica Rappaccini / Scientist Supreme (voice)
Beverly Goldberg
Tracy (voice)
Herself - Host
Autograph Seeker (voice)
Bonnie Sanders / Nurse (voice)
Liz
Scottie's Mom (voice)
(voice)
Queen Eleanor (voice)
Deanna
Ruby (voice)
Mudflap (voice)
Self - Judge
Pam
Chief Patsy Stamos (voice)
Self - Contestant
Vice Principal
Joyce
Nurse Sandy
Monkey Trainer (voice)
Mrs. Federov
Doreen (voice)
Adele