Guy Fleegman
'Wild Bill' Wharton
Justin Hammer
Head Thug
Eric Knox
Charley Ford
Chuck Barris
Jimmy Silk
Bronco / Brutus
Brad Cairn
Young Henry Collins
Zaphod Beeblebrox
The Kid
James Reston Jr.
Frank Mercer
Darrow Entourage
Al
Pero
Rob
Robert
Trent Burns
Victor Mancini
Glenn Marchand
Jealous
Bill
Samuel
Kenny Waters
Gary
Sam Bell
Jim Crocker
Doc
Darwin the Guinea Pig (voice)
Jerry
Karl
Narrator
Billy Bickle
Matty
Self (uncredited)
Tony
Owen
Douglas Varney
John Moon
Guardian Dog (voice)
The Bat-Man
Aldo
Narrator (voice)
Eric Bowen
Wolf (voice)
Wayne
Self
Mr. Wolf (voice)
One-eye Jimmy
Ray
Thug
Don Verdean
Mr. Right
Craig Hunter
Sam
Self (archive footage)
Nate
Francis Flute
Pauli
Jason Dixon
Jason
Silas Groves
Sonny
Claiborne Paul Ellis
Officer Witt
Louie
Eddie
Rick
George W. Bush
Oilman 3
Ivan (voice)
Captain Klenzendorf
Hickory (voice)
Drunky
Hotel Clerk (uncredited)
Man Eating (segment "Sax Cantor Riff")
Himself
Watson Bryant
Randy Collins
Inspector Stoppard
Aidan Wilde
Polish Guy
Bugsy Siegal
Westley
Officer Weddeker
Justin Hammer (voice)
Self - Host
Bob Fosse
Stuart Rosenberg (voice)
Billy
Self - Guest
Self - Presenter
Randy Borland
Slick