Vicomte Sébastien de Valmont
Port (archive footage)
John Horatio Malkovich
Al Rockoff
Teddy KGB
Cyrus "The Virus" Grissom
Charles VII
Joseph Kay
Unferth
King Galbatorix
Basie
Rev. Gustav Briegleb
Agent St. Anne
Tom Ripley
Kurtz
F. W. Murnau
General Thomas Timms
Seneca
Osborne Cox
Turnbull
Port
Humma Kavula
Teddy Deserve
Charles II
Pavlov
Jeff Peters / Ulysses
Pascal Sauvage
Dr. Henry Jekyll / Edward Hyde
The Director
David Lurie
Geddes
Exorcist
Biff Loman
Athos
Professor Sandiford
Lennie Small
Constantine
Mitch Leary
Alan Conway
Mr. Will
Gustav Klimt
Gilbert Osmond
Bruce Brazos
Buck Howard
Michael
Self
Marvin Boggs
Baron de Charlus
Monsieur Numance
Abel
Lucien Laurin
Ben Stark
Eliot
Herman Mankiewicz
Barry Maxwell
Clown
Tom Wingfield
Colonel Grigio
Mort
Jake Bartholomew
Andrew Blake
General Wellington
Walker Percy
Narrator
Grandfather Kuzya
Roberto
Vinny
Bogdanovitch
Lee
Glen Follett
Omar Jonnson
Dave (voice)
Sheriff Vogel
Beach Miller
Moretti
Himself
Giacomo
Nicholas 'Nick' Gage
Santa Claus (voice)
The Artist
Sergiu Celibidache
Gary
Comandante John Walesa
Chazz Spencer
John Crawford
Donald Vidrine
John Malkovich (uncredited)
Self (uncredited)
Bob Hunter
All characters
Sid Newberry
Wes Tauros
Dr. Felton
лектор Эд
Carlitos Páez / Narrator (uncredited)
Laurence
Leslie Goodwin
Douglas
Walker
Bishop
Edward Cowart
Piers
Jack Unterweger
Duke
Ed Cote
Bright
Abimael Guzman (uncredited)
Leiermann
Peter
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Aaron Ramsey
The Narrator
Self / Biff
Dr. Karn
Sam Nelson
Satur Diman Cha
Dave / Dr. Octavius Brine
Ronald
Self - Guest
Charles de Talleyrand
Javert
Blackbeard
Self - Host
Próprio
Mr. B (voice)
The Impressive Clergyman
Lucien Lelong
Hercule Poirot
Presenter
Giovanni Paolo III / Sir John Brannox
Reeves Minot
Dr. Adrian Mallory
Self - Narrator (voice)
Deeley
Chief Engineer Pollard