Morgan Sewart
Philip F. "Duckie" Dale
Javier
Lenny
Dad Thompson
Barry
Grant
Randall Schwab Jr.
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach
Andrew Morenski / Max Hauser
Richard Pig (voice)
Charles Cummings
Charles
Mark
David
Self
Dean Morris
Guy Franklin
Ricky Miller
Jimmy Pells
Tommy Kazdan
Brian Mark
Alan Harper
Daniel
Freakshow (voice)
Reuben
Self (archive footage)
Stuart Winer
Frat Boy #3
H.R. 'Bob' Haldeman (voice)
Justin
Self - Guest
Jon Cryer (uncredited)
Quacky (voice)
Kevin (voice)
Himself
Joel Stein
Brian (uncredited)
Zack Mango
Bob
Teddy Zakalokis
Sam Wagner
Trevor McPhee
(archive footage)
Roger
Customer
Self - Performer
Phil
Desk Clerk (voice)
Cyril Taft
Jim Kearney
The Winged Wolves (voice)
Narrator
Self - Celebrity Guest
Eugenio Derbez
Lex Luthor
Jon Cryer
Ken Truscott
Duckie
Guest
Felix Faust (voice)