John
Sandy
Matt
Rembrandt van Rijn
Arthur Dent
Rembrandt
Gary Shaller
Steve Marriott
Dixon
Simon Forester
Fleck (voice)
Frank
Chris Ashworth
Bilbo Baggins
Dr. John Watson
Alvin Finkel
Kevin
Paul Maddens
Chris Curry
Pirate with a Scarf (voice)
The Man
Oliver Chamberlain
self
Clive Buckle
Vila
Albert
Doctor Williams
Don
Bernard D. Elf (voice)
Himself / Dr. Watson
D.S. Stringer
Self
Richard "Ricky C" Cunningham
Malcolm
Terry Ross
Jonathan Miller
Charlie
Milton Fruchtman
Himself
Martin Freeman - Self / Steve Fulcher
Iain MacKelpie
Everett K. Ross
Dr. Watson, Self
Jack (voice)
Declan
Boss
Met Sergeant
James McKenzie
Stick Man (voice)
Self - Voice of The Pirate with a Scarf
Solomon
The Pirate With A Scarf
Mr. Codlin
Charles Cameron / Mike Priddle
Dwight
Andy
Jeff
Narrator (voice)
Consultant Cardiologist
Bob Cratchit (voice)
Thomas
Everett Ross
Jeremy
Stuart
Self - Guest
Mike
Jaap
Tim Canterbury
Poe De Spell (voice)
Danny Reed
Lord Shaftesbury
John Watson
Ed Robinson
Harold Wallach
Young Brian Pern
Everett K. Ross (archive footage) (uncredited)
Graham
Phil Rask
Greg Wilson
Martin Freeman
Chris Carson
Narrator
Ricky Beck
Self - Host
Everett K. Ross (archive footage)
DC Stone
Self / Dr. John Watson
Steve Fulcher
Paul Worsley
Lester Nygaard
Superintendent Battle
Doctor
Martin McFadden