Rolf (voice)
Randy
Martin
Self
Eddie Reynolds
Henry
Mr. Walters
Officer Franklin
Peter Selleck
Mr. Aloysius O'Hare (voice)
Host
Travis / Captain Lippincott
Noel (voice)
Northwestern Rep
James Malone Sr.
Soccer Coach (uncredited)
Gentry
Badger
Officer Segars
Riggs (uncredited)
Self - Judge
Rawly Stansfield
Grant
Mr. Walters (uncredited)
Mr. Knight
Mr. Kemper
Mr. Goldmeyer
Sully
Frank West
Curt (voice)
Narrator
Biff (voice)
Skeleton Husband (voice)
Bela (voice)
Agent Rick Motiff
John Freeman
Dean Glowacki
Tom Monroe
Darryl Moore
Jack Price
Scott
Mr. Pendlehorn
Cactus Pete
Ice Cream (voice)
Head Guard Hoffman
Noel
Arthur
Ron Surgeoner
Jack Telmont
Colonel Max Bowers
Bear
Mackenzie
The Todd (voice)
Exposition Robot (voice)
William Cobb
Jack Strang
Harvey Lissel (voice)
Self - Contestant
Self - Commentator
Leader Elk (voice)
Reggie
Barry
Congressman John Van Huesen
Guest Panelist
President of the Navy
Self - Various Characters
Gil Thorpe
Jim Rye
Drill Sergeant (voice)
Big Schmidt
Dr. Brock Stryker
Coach Melonis (voice)
Police Officer (voice)
Neil Daly
Self - Host
Vic the Strip Club Owner (voice)
Malcolm Hathaway (voice)
Prosecutor (voice)
Voice Over (voice)
Glorlox (voice)
Games Commentator (voice)
Self - Celebrity Guest Advisor
Detective Zachary Fontaine
Calvin Sniglet
Blue Falcon (voice)
Austin (voice)
Rob Riggle (voice)
Bill (voice)
Gunderson (voice)
Doug Clancy (voice)
Mitch
Bethesda
Hobie Turner
Rob Dulubnik
Himself
Wizard Rockybeard (voice)
Self - Color Commentator
Jack
Self - Panelist
Vice Principal Dickers
Self - Cameo (uncredited)
Self - Guest
Dr. Fenton Pooltoy (voice)
J. Edgar Hoover
Gator Dan
Sgt. Adderall (voice)
Drew
Roman Soldier
Rob Riggle
Barry Hopkins (voice)
Chet